Brainy’s Statuses and Quotes | Brainy Status

  • Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

  • Unknown numbers calling and leaving 3 seconds of silence as a voice mail is the greatest unsolved mystery of my life.

  • It’s 2011 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.

  • Just denied 47 requests to play FarmVille, apparently I need new friends.

  • Ronald McDonald has to retire because he is making kids fat? Really? So kids are driving themselves to McDonald’s now?

  • Children are the gift that keeps on taking.

  • The cold hard truth is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I’ll never give a crap what your name is.

  • So many people on Facebook “Like” everything but grammar.

  • A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half.

  • A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.