funny Statuses for Facebook | Brainy Status

  • All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

  • Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.

  • The cold hard truth is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I’ll never give a crap what your name is.

  • So many people on Facebook “Like” everything but grammar.

  • is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

  • wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

  • What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..

  • my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

  • if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP

  • sometimes, not remembering might be the better.