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  • wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

  • slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.

  • is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.

  • is color blind and trying to solve a Rubik’s cube… This could take a while.

  • my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

  • sometimes, not remembering might be the better.

  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.

  • decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!